Anonymous said: Yeah, lunch at Liam's courtesy Liam's SO: not so much. What I'm dying to see is Mike at a team potluck or dropping off cookies at a charity team bakesale. That would be awesome. He's mid-western, potlucks are almost blood-right. Can he really go against the mid-western guilt thing and decline to participate? Are there potlucks in Canada? Did he go to any in Edmonton?
How dare you, cookies are beneath Mike (oat bars, on the other hand…). He has maybe made food for a potluck when Liam made pleading eyes at him, and as soon as everyone established that it was Liam’s boyfriend and not Liam who made the pasta salad (they used Xavier as a guinea pig), it didn’t last very long. It’s just pasta salad, Mike scoffs after, when Liam tells him there was a minor scuffle over the last serving. Between two of the player’s wives. Liam has never heard so much swearing, and he’s with fucking Mike fucking Brouwer. Fuck.